View Full Version : The SACNR Times - Volume 1, Issue 9

26-06-2016, 04:18 PM

Hello everyone of the SACNR community:

Some things to point out for this week's issue of The SACNR Times:
- We have stories from Roxxy and MisterJinx420.
- If you wish to be send a story, a civilian/cop of the week submission, or a property advertisement for the newspaper, please refer to the this post (https://forum.sacnr.com/threads/43212-The-SACNR-Times) and this post (https://forum.sacnr.com/threads/43239-The-SACNR-Times-Volume-1-Issue-2).
- After a 22-1 vote (I was the only one who voted no), the page count will increase by 1 for every issue. (http://www.strawpoll.me/10465409/r)
- I have replaced this month's Player of The Month with a 5th story as I could not contact the candidate as he was away for the week.
- I had no ideas on what to do for a 5th page, so enjoy a random SACNR Word Search puzzle.
- If you have enjoyed this week's newspaper, then hit that rep button, and don't forget to comment and subscribe.

Please report back with any feedback you might have, such as including a new page, adding a medic of the week, kill myself, etc.

Thank you.


26-06-2016, 04:26 PM
You should be including a new page, adding a medic of the week, killing yourself, etc

26-06-2016, 04:50 PM
Great Issue once again.

26-06-2016, 05:04 PM
I solved it


26-06-2016, 07:33 PM
Sry I was away for a week :/

27-06-2016, 09:42 AM
this is why i visit the forums

now i am up to date on eveything .

thanks, sacnr owner (gee)

coming soon: an indepth investigation by charles bukowski

27-06-2016, 11:56 AM
sub_normal still plays?

i look forward to your scoop charles bukowski

27-06-2016, 11:58 AM
i loved it man !!! stoked

27-06-2016, 03:55 PM
sacnr word search. nice we need more things like these in newspaper.

-> Include a comedy section where some players can submit some ROFL stuff and you will post there.
-> A quiz section about SACNR. The first player to answer it will win. Publish the answer in next issue. Winner gets 500k maybe.


27-06-2016, 05:00 PM
LOL I love the SACNR Times so much, great job Gee! Just so everyone know I Was released from custody, as for my Campaign, I don't know what will happen. #MakeSFGreatAgain

27-06-2016, 06:06 PM
another great issue! n1 gee
i like akshay's suggestion about sacnr trivia...would be kinda fun.

as for my Campaign, I don't know what will happen. #MakeSFGreatAgain

When a campaign is in jeopardy, it's the perfect time to jump into the race...;)

Time for an introductory speech:
If I was elected Mayor of San Fierro..
I would declare it sin city and shut down the police department for being used as a spawn location for cops and cut jail time down to 25 seconds.
I would also move the drug point NPC to stand in front of this shop (http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/de.gta/images/9/97/Hashbury.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100731213759) and introduce hash as a new drug to make, sell, and would have a faster healing effect.
Residents and business owners in SF would get huge tax cuts.
Up to 1m biz robs on players who hardly ever play and have tons of money stashed in icons.
And after that, I would bring in new jobs to do at Jizzy's Pleassure Domes. After /mission delivering toys to sex shops you could own your own brothel (whore houses) and become a pimp to generate additional business income. Which would be a change from all the vacant house props in calton heights and juniper hill.

How to make SF great again... more sex, drugs, and rock n roll.

27-06-2016, 11:25 PM
the hacker known as [ss_anonymous]