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01-05-2016, 01:03 PM

Hello everyone of the SACNR community:

You may recognize me as the SACNR Owner, the SACNR Montage Critic, Rebecca Black's #0 fan, or "that fucking admin who hasn't logged in for nearly two years". Though, today I will be adding a new title under my belt: SACNR News Reporter.

Nearly 3 months ago, I decided to make my return to the SACNR forums be becoming the first officlal SACNR Montage Critic, as I could not pay my bills and was offered this "once in a lifetime" job to meet my payment due-dates. Though, 1 month ago, I made a deal with SACNR through my medical insurance company. Ultimately, my company has filed for bankruptsy, and I am completely out of money. Therefore, I have been offered another "once in a lifetime" job of becoming the first official SACNR News Reporter.

Now you may ask:
- What will you be doing?
fuck- I will be conducting a weekly 3-page newspaper of what goes on in SACNR. By this, I mean that I will be reporting stories of incidents, events, updates, etc. that pertains to SACNR.
- How can I be featured?
fuck- As you will see in the first issue of The SACNR Times, there will be 5 sections:
fuckfuck- To be featured in one of the stories, you must PM me pictures of what you, or a group of people, have done. These pictures must have no death list & chat on it to be considered. If no one gives me a good-enough story, I will make one myself.
fuckfuck- To be listed under civilian/cop of the week, you must post or PM me what you have done during the week to earn this spot. If no one is a perfect fit, I will choose a random player.
fuckfuck- To be listed under featured advertisement, you must be the first to pay $10,000,000 to have your property featured. If no one decides to pay, I will choose a random property from the server.
- Why the fuck are you still admin?
fuck- Clearly I am the owner of SACNR, not an admin. Please stop asking me such foolish questions.

The first issue is heavily based on [GSF]Bob_Julian as he was the only participant at the time of making the newspaper. Of course, several more players will be featured in the coming issues.

Please report back with any feedback you might have, such as including a new page, adding a medic of the week, kill myself, etc.

Thank you.


01-05-2016, 02:07 PM
The final product never ceases to amaze me.
G-man, I can't stop laughing, great fucking job

and thanks for the advertisment, I gave you 20m already, I expect at least three more news articles that involve me, fucker, or even more, I don't mind

01-05-2016, 02:12 PM
Amazing. More!

01-05-2016, 02:13 PM
> ma mothafuckin' chocolate ass


01-05-2016, 03:02 PM

01-05-2016, 04:11 PM
^.^ :* :-);-):-D:-(:'(:O

01-05-2016, 04:18 PM
Absolutely great work!

01-05-2016, 04:21 PM
This is amazing, 10/10

01-05-2016, 04:46 PM
lol, whats your IRL job ?

01-05-2016, 05:16 PM
hey $10m is too much reduce it to $2m pls..

01-05-2016, 05:28 PM
hah! awesome idea this will be hilarious

01-05-2016, 05:31 PM
hey $10m is too much reduce it to $2m pls..

2m is easy to earn let's make it 5m anyway great job i want to be in the news too :D and its fucking awesome if happen to me :) wuhahaha

01-05-2016, 07:09 PM
This is the best thing on forums these days, please, keep it up

01-05-2016, 07:18 PM
Most hilarious and amazing thing sacnr has had in some time. Good job keep it up :)

01-05-2016, 07:58 PM
Are you going to make bomb of the week as I would like to be in that

01-05-2016, 08:01 PM
Nice, i like how you used "fuck" for tabulators.

01-05-2016, 08:02 PM
Nice, i like how you used "fuck" for tabulators.
lol yea...

01-05-2016, 08:04 PM

01-05-2016, 09:46 PM
implement sacnr newspaper?

nice style

01-05-2016, 10:25 PM
I'm a journalist IRL, I need a job in your company pls

01-05-2016, 11:01 PM
implement sacnr newspaper?

nice style

Implement button trade plz

02-05-2016, 08:48 AM
Aww thats cool! :o

02-05-2016, 09:31 AM
This is actually pretty entertaining to read.

02-05-2016, 10:37 AM

02-05-2016, 10:56 AM
Why are you still SACNR owner Gee????

You should be the SACNR Times owner Gee.

03-05-2016, 07:28 PM

04-05-2016, 07:18 AM
Hi, just a notice here to the creators:

I am interested in writing an article...please get in touch.

Additionally willing to offer design services....

thank you,

04-05-2016, 01:08 PM
thank you,

crazybob spy confirmed???

04-05-2016, 01:14 PM
owner gee pls learn how to indesign

04-05-2016, 02:30 PM
Five Stars! Funny as hell, Great job Gee. :cool:

04-05-2016, 08:14 PM
i want to write too, i'm very interested